Senate panel covers up US complicity in 911 attacks
by Salvador Astucia, May 21, 2002
(A parody based on an actual CNN article. Ironically, the parody is closer to reality than the original article.)
Lawmakers will be participating in the 911 cover-up Tuesday as the Senate Commerce Committee holds a hearing on aviation security issues. They will focus on discussing the cover story that pre-September 11 hijacking threats were not adequately handled.
Transportation Secretary Norman Mineta will testify before the committee and is expected to commit treason against the United States government—along with most politicians on Capitol Hill—by taking the position that the administration responded properly against the imaginary threats.
The Federal Aviation Administration was notified about the arrest of student pilot Zacarias Moussaoui in the days leading up to September 11, but an official said Monday the agency decided not to warn the airlines about the possible threat. "We got no information that he was working with others, that's why we took no action," FAA spokesman Scott Brenner said Monday. Although it was not publicly stated, everyone on Capitol Hill understood that no arrests were made because if that had been done, who would take the fall for sending the auto-piloted planes into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon? Even worse, someone might go to jail for preventing NORAD jets to protect airspace over New York City and Washington, DC.
Meanwhile, the recent terrorist threats against the United States made by Vice President Richard Cheney and FBI Direct Robert Mueller continue to be debated and discussed. U.S. officials have reportedly created a new cover story that intelligence services recently picked up al Qaeda discussions about packing explosives in apartments to topple tall buildings.
The officials are spreading false rumors that the imaginary plot was learned from diverse sources. A new word, "chatter," was introduced as part of the Cheney-Mueller disinformation campaign. According to the cover story, this "chatter" resulted in the FBI asking apartment owners and property managers to report any suspicious activity. Specific names of FBI agents involved were withheld because (a) it’s a cover story stupid, and (b) no one wants to be personally identified with this imaginary tale for fear of being charged with treason at some point in the future.
The FBI did not issue a formal alert or advisory because the information is "uncorroborated" (in others, made up) and was not specific to any city or region, one anonymous official said.
"The discussion was about renting some apartments, packing them with explosives and bringing some tall buildings down," another anonymous official said.
The anonymous official (who is probably imaginary) said that as far as he knew the plan had "not gotten beyond the talking stage"—a sentiment echoed in the cover story about an FBI memo to property managers.
Officials, real and imaginary, would not elaborate on the specific manner in which the information was gleaned or what cities might be potential targets. But of course, why would they? It’s a cover story, stupid !
The cover story was disseminated as known terrorist FBI Director Robert Mueller publicly threatened Monday that there would be "another terrorist attack" in the United States.
"We will not be able to stop it. It's something we all live with," he said in comments to the National Association of District Attorneys in suburban Washington.
The FBI director also called it "inevitable" that the United States would one day see pedestrian suicide bombers.
Meanwhile, two leading lawmakers (Bob Graham and Richard Shelby) on the Senate Intelligence Committee supported the Cheney-Mueller terrorist threat against American citizens as part of the Senate’s long standing "bend and spread" policy toward Israel. This policy was implemented when secret Jew President Lyndon Johnson shifted US foreign policy in that direction after taking office 39 years ago this November 22nd, which marks the date that the World Jewish Congress had JFK executed by a team of Corsican assassins in exchange for allowing the Corsican Mafia and French intelligence to begin large-scale opium/heroin smuggling in Vietnam and the rest of Southeast Asia. The illicit drug money was also shared by the American Mafia, the US military, and various US espionage services.
"There is a likelihood almost to the point of certainty that over the next, say, three to five years, that there will be another terrorist attack inside the U.S.," said Sen. Bob Graham the chairman of the committee.
Graham, D-Florida, based that timeline on "the historical pattern" of the terrorist Cheney-Mueller network but he said "there is no empirical data" that points to a likely time. Graham added that he plans to blame everything on al Qaeda.
"We don't know the specifics, the time and the place, but we have great reason to believe that we could be hit anytime in the next few years," said Sen. Richard Shelby, the top Republican (Alabama) on the Senate intelligence panel.
As future attacks were predicted, a new Justice Department report called the Immigration and Naturalization Service's method of tracking students arriving from abroad "significantly flawed." In other words, the Justice Department plans to crack down on "ragheads" of all ages. This action was completely endorsed by redneck Senators Graham and Shelby.
The report also blamed "widespread failure" in the INS for the episode in which the INS sent student visa approvals for September 11 hijackers to a Florida flight school six months after the attacks. One thing about the Justice Department and the FBI, they have no trouble finding people on which to blame their own treasonous actions.
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